Professor Swigmore's Wonder Oil

 

Pfr. Swigmore, at your Service

A SAMPLING OF DIALOGUE

Professor ( Jim): Gather Round! Gather Round! Professor Swigmore has come to town. So stop your labor, cease your toil, gather round each guy and goil and see the

*** AMAZING WONDER OIL * ***

You want singing? You want dancing? We're here to keep you smilin'! See dazzling flights of Banjonic rhapsodies. We guarantee to render you absquatulate...

Nell (Suzanne) : HEY MISTER! YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, I'M A LADY!

Professor: Nell, dear Nell, I am just inviting folks to see PROFESSOR SWIGMORE'S AMAZING WONDER OIL SHOW. There'll be tintinabulific terpsichore, eudaemonious melodies, and percussive feats of rhythmatic fantasies extorted from the endothoracic skeletal elements of the bovine genera.

Nell: Professor, you're going to hurt your jaw the way you sling those five-dollar words around! What are you talking about?

Professor: Why, I was merely announcing that we would be singing and dancing.

Nell: Well what was that endo bovine nonsense about?

Professor: You are going to play bones !!

EXEUNT

Professor Swigmore's Wonder Oil Show is a theatrical sketch of music and comedy set in an old time medicine show. This enjoyable program is suitable for presentation in small to medium size auditoriums.